Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Do you speak English....? Read this

Do you speak English....? Read this comparison of a GRE Student vs Normal Person

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glasshouses
should not throw stones.

GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate,
asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of
mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no
moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock
together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of
identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely
cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of
grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over
spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become
lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old
dog new tricks

GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede
saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs
best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the
ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes
Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to
necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's
fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours
having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

 

 

CheersJ

Sreenath

 


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