Friday, October 09, 2009

A 100 Dollars for you....

A 100 Dollars for you....

 

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.


SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

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"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

 

This could have been a known story but its time to read this again before you go home this weekend… Have a blessed day with ur family.

Happy Weekend….!!!

 

 

Cheers….Sree

 


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Now you have a chance to rollup your laptop... !!!

Now you have a chance to rollup your laptop... !!! – Yes the Concept Laptop with flexible display.

Brave German designers are not shy about experimenting with form. Of course, the day when such a concept could be put into practice, will not soon, despite the existing achievements in the field of flexible OLED-screens. The idea is simple - there is a small tube with a wire, standard connectors and speakers. At his literally wound rolled in a tube display, which is practically a slight movement of the hand can be easily turned into a laptop screen with a keyboard and large display. And with great desire in the display still appears and folding legs. We all love these concepts precisely because of what they look spectacular and much promise.

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Also visit this Youtube video to know more : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H0K1k54t6A

 

Thanks

Sree….

 


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Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Do you speak English....? Read this

Do you speak English....? Read this comparison of a GRE Student vs Normal Person

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glasshouses
should not throw stones.

GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate,
asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of
mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no
moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock
together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of
identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely
cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of
grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over
spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become
lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old
dog new tricks

GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede
saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs
best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the
ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes
Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to
necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's
fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours
having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

 

 

CheersJ

Sreenath

 


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Sunday, October 04, 2009

A Kids letter to God on his Birthday...!!!

A Kids letter to God on his Birthday...!!!

 

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3

Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,
I've kidnapped your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike!!

 

Let the smile that you have stick on to your face this full Monday…..!!! Have a great day…

 

CheersJ

Sreenath

 


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Car care suggestions...!!!!!

CAR CARE – If you have a car or planning to buy one, then take time to read this...

 

Experts have compiled the top 10 everyday things people do to ruin their cars,just to help guide you through own stupidity, into the light. Check it: The 10th one is very interesting

1. Not Using The Parking Brake
It's a little pedal near your left leg, or a lever on your right. Yes, that mysterious device that you've never used is actually valuable. When you park on an incline, or even on fairly steady ground, without using the parking brake, you're putting all of the stress of the car on your transmission. The only thing inside that transmission holding your car steady is a little pin called a parking pawl . By using the parking brake, you lock up the non-drive wheels as well as the drive wheels and take the stress off of the transmission. It'll add years of life to your cars transmission. Just remember to disengage it before you start driving again.

2. Not Coming To A Complete Stop Before Shifting
So you're in a rush, and you pull out of a parking space and shift into drive while the car is still coasting backwards. You've just added months of wear to your transmission in seconds. Inside your transmission is a complex set of gears, when you shift without stopping like that, you're asking those gears to work as your brakes, which puts an amazing amount of stress on such a small area. You can also damage your drive shafts, the things that send power to the wheels, by shifting that way. After a while, it'll lead to sloppy suspension handling, and a worn out transmission.

3. Riding The Brakes Down A Hill

If you are driving on a hill that goes on for a while, you'll want to avoid riding the brake the whole time. Alternate between braking and letting off the brake so you don't heat up and wear out your brake pads. It's a common mistake, because it feels like the safest way to maneuver down a hill, but if the hill is sufficiently long, you can end up almost totally wearing out your pads, since as they heat up, they wear faster.

4. Forgetting To Change The Oil
You need to change your oil every 5,000 miles at the most. That's really all there is to it. I actually read a blog online that said you can wait until your oil light comes on to change your oil. I've worked in the automotive business… by the time your oil light comes on, the oil inside your engine has turned into jet black molasses and is of no use to your engine. In the short term, I suppose it's not that important, but more frequent changes can actually double the life of your car and greatly increase its performance.

5. Pressure Washing The Engine
I can respect a person's desire to want a clean engine. It gets grimy under there and a guy with a pressure washer is a dangerous thing for grime - you want to point it at anything even slightly dirty. But a grimy engine that runs right is better than a clean engine that doesn't run at all. And if you spray a high powered jet of water around rubber seals and hoses and electrical bits, you're bound to dislodge something important. A modern engine is a complex thing, all manner of sensors and wiring harnesses and components, and it's no place for a jet of high pressure water. A regular garden hose is OK if you want to wash it down, just be careful with the high pressure business.

6. Starting Your Car The Wrong Way
It seems simple, but you can make a big difference by turning off your radio, wipers, climate control, all of those accessories, when you start the car. Most of the wear on the engine happens when you start the car, and by turning off those accessories, your engine doesn't have to work as hard when starting.
Another thing people do is revving the engine in the winter. This actually doesn't help "warm up" the car. Although it does technically make the engine hotter, it's not the kind of "warming up" that you want. Revving your engine in the winter causes extreme temperature changes right away, which is actually the opposite of what you want. When you start the car, the oil hasn't yet worked its way through the system, so the engine is working without lubricant. The right way to do it is just let the car sit and idle for about 30 seconds to a minute at the least.

7. Ignoring Your Car's Sounds
Every sound your car makes means something, if you pay attention, your car can usually tell you exactly what needs fixing. Those squeaking brakes mean you need new pads, and if you ignore that sound, eventually you'll hear scraping metal, which means you need new rotors, and if you ignore that, you'll eventually hear the sound of your own scream as you lose your brakes completely and fly off a cliff in a spectacular fireball of death. It's more common than you think. Listen to your car.

8. Letting The Interior Go
You're in a rush again, and you eat most of your disgusting egg and cheese bagel, and toss the rest in the wrapper on the passenger seat. Lovely. You know who you are, you're car is filthy, never been vacuumed, 15 air fresheners hang on the mirror, and yet, no air freshener made by mortal man can stop the sickening wind within your car. You need to clean it. If you don't vacuum your carpets and clean out the garbage every so often, you'll develop a smell that is impossible to destroy. I've worked in the auto salvage business, and I know that there exist smells that are so obscene, so inhuman, that no shampoo can vanquish them. The only way to stop them is to never let them develop. Clean your car, for the sake of all mankind.

9. Running Your Car Down To Empty
There's actually a bit of a debate about this one. The old wisdom says if your car gets down to E, the sediment in your tank will get sucked into the system and foul your fuel injectors. Although some mechanics says thats not true. Either way, running down to E does pose other problems. You cut the life of the fuel pump considerably, since the fuel actually cools the pump.
An interesting note: Most cars can drive another 60 miles+ after they hit Empty, automakers call this extra gas the "buffer zone". US cars have the largest "buffer zone" of any vehicles. German drivers, for instance, like to know exactly how much gas in is the car, so their "buffer zone" between the gauge's E and the actual empty tank is much smaller.

10. Driving Past Attractive Women / Men
This is a common mistake, especially among younger male/female drivers. Attractive women/Men can be incredibly damaging to your vehicle, they can cause the driver to install bizarre over-sized woofers or 22 inch rims, or even spontaneously crash the car into a nearby tree or telephone pole. When you're driving, be careful to avoid swimming pools, beaches, college campuses, anyplace where beautiful Women/Men assemble in any significant numbers. Your car will thank you.

 

Most of all love your car(s).  After all it is your or your dear ones hard earned money that you have spent on buying it J

 

CheersJ

Sreenath

 


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